The Top Ten Locations Klaus and Bonnie need to engage in hate sex:
(aka a pointless post to clear out some of the clutter in the Klonnie tag)
1. In Bonnie’s bed (so we can see her place)
2. On one of Elijah’s impeccable suits (because it deserves to be rumpled)
3. In the only clean spot in the witch house (ultimate version of voyeurism)
4. On the stairs of the Mikaelson mansion (curvy gymnastics)
5. On Caroline’s kitchen table (*wink*)
6. In Stefan’s car (while he drives at breakneck speed)
7. In a dream (preferably shared and not in any way shape or form influenced by Momma Original)
8. In the cafeteria at the school (Ric is not invited)
9. On a pile of his sketches (because then they’d be useful)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
10. On every available surface of the Salvatore Boarding House (self explanatory)
