February 2012
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The Top Ten Locations Klaus and Bonnie need to...
(aka a pointless post to clear out some of the clutter in the Klonnie tag)
1. In Bonnie’s bed (so we can see her place)
2. On one of Elijah’s impeccable suits (because it deserves to be rumpled)
3. In the only clean spot in the witch house (ultimate version of voyeurism)
4. On the stairs of the Mikaelson mansion (curvy gymnastics)
5. On Caroline’s kitchen table (*wink*)
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So I finally started it - the next Klonnie story
(to say that the past few TVDs have kicked my muse in nads is an understatement).
Opening scene done, and I wanted to share a little because it’s Bamon and Fun!Bamon too, not the kind that makes you want to set something on fire. We need some fun!
Stefan returns with more shots and sets a rather large cocktail in front of her. She glances up with a grateful expression on her face. She...
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As I write chapter four of 'Spitfire'...
isisgodiva:
darwinquark:
I realize that I should probably change the story category to ‘AU’ since Klaus is a powerful badass in it.
So…how long do you think it’ll be before you post it? Like ballpark figure, lol?
That’s what I was thinking when I read that.
Also, AU. Because badass Klaus is not a thing on the show. :P
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Where is my multi-chapter relief?
isisgodiva:
Nothing was posted last night. Okay, quality takes time. Nothing was posted this morning. Fine. But it’s Friday night, I went to work and now my feet and back hurt from standing 7 hours straight and I’d really like to lose myself in some klonnie… or bamon. Where are you guys?
I am about to sit down to write one of three things:
1) a Bamon one shot where Bonnie stumbles into the...
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Yeah I'm going to need some fanfic to wash the bad...
Bonnie Bennett fans you never let me down! I can’t wait to see what comes out of you over the next few days.
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Am I supposed to like sensitive artist awkward...
Because I don’t.
Badass Klaus now please!
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Fic: There are consequences to doing the right...
(Sorry for the delay - stupid Tumblr)
(gif not mine)
Summary: She can’t keep her hands off of him and she has the events of ‘Like a sacrificial little lamb’ to thank for it.
Author’s Note: And here is the conclusion! I hope you all enjoy my little tale! If you do, please let me know…it really fuels my fire to write more (especially since the show lets me down on a regular basis). There...
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: I don't wanna bother you but I was wondering when you're going to update your klonnie fanfic? The first part was amazing and I'm really looking forward to read more!
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So I have my hands full right now with "The...
jazzywazzy08:
I had this weird dream where Stefan was giving Bonnie tutorials on how to seduce Klaus so they could take him down from the inside…..Not safe for children…if anyone can expand on this plot I will try to post it when “The Summoning” is over….
NGL I would read the shit out of this multiple times over!
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"Oh, Bonnie," he chides. "We both know that you...
sociofreak:
Ooh the things that line did to me
(but seriously, glad you liked it! Thanks!)
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Fic: There are consequences to doing the right...
(and it’s here - well, almost. Part 2 tomorrow or Monday)
(Not Klonnie but a fine ass gif - not mine either, credit to the lovely person who made it)
Summary: She can’t keep her hands off of him and she has the events of ‘Like a sacrificial little lamb’ to thank for it.
Author’s Note: Apparently everyone wanted a sequel and because I got such a warm response...
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Cross your fingers for me!
Besides it is my goal to get the sequel to Like the sacrificial lamb you are out this weekend.
It’s 19 pages and counting - but I figure the more Klonnie the better right?
And because I like to tease, here’s another snippet:
Behind the cut because Klaus has a dirty mouth…
She takes the bait.
“We are not going to…fuck,” Bonnie finally manages to get out, her teeth practically...
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Swedes sticking together
fuckyeahhenriklundqvist:
Hank has been named assistant captain for Daniel Alfredsson’s All-Star team!
Well, I didn’t want to be Team Chara anyway but this just sold it. TEAM SEXY AS FUCK GOALTENDER
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RP Request: Love interest for my poor Alaric
I am going to make an odd request but it’s worth a shot. I recently picked up Alaric Saltzman in a tumblr rp and he’s rather lonely. It’s a season 3 rp and we try to follow the events of the show but it is AU here and there. But still, it would be nice if Alaric could get himself lady friend. I actually liked Meredith Fell and her interactions with Alaric thus far. So if...
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
You go to work on your Klonnie smut fic for the first time since THAT (*shudder*) scene on Thursday night and literally the last line was Bonnie saying, “Are you going to kill me now?”
and you get this urge….
the urge to write:
(*snort*)
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Bamon fanfic?
Okay - so I’m bored (and quite frankly I need something to wash the bad taste that Klaroline seems to be leaving in my mouth). And need some Bamon recommendations. I know that I have some catching up to do. I have not read:
Adverse Effects
Polyester Striptease
What Lies Beneath
I want to read them all but…which one first? Also if you have any other recommendations of the Bamon...
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You know what the Klonnie tag needs? Some smut!
(Yet another snippet from my follow up to Like the Sacrificial Lamb that you are. Figured people might appreciate it after tonight. I just shrug - I never get couples I want so this is no surprise).
(gif not mine - credit to the lovely katwesley)
Under the cut because when I said smut - I actually meant smut.
Bonnie eyes widen and she shakes her head. “I am not playing this game, Klaus. ...
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Hiya, all you new followers!
I think I know what brought you here!
For those who haven’t figured it out this place is a mix of TVD (in which I ship Bonnie with EVERY damn thing but mostly Bamon, Klonnie and Stefonnie) and…hockey (occasionally Lost Girl, Haven and True Blood - but mostly those two things!)
Thanks for the follow! Hope you don’t mind the odd mixture!
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Untitled: Klonnie Snippet
(part of a follow up to Like the Sacrificial Lamb that You Are)
(gif not mine. More to come by the weekend? Who knows!)
“So very insolent,” Klaus continues as if she has not even spoken. He lowers his head, their faces close now. He has a look – one that she realizes she is familiar with. She shakes her head immediately, pushing against him. He slams her back against the door with an easy...
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Working on a follow up to that Klonnie fic
while at the same time working on a Stefonnie(ish) fic.
Let’s see which one gets done if any
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Ilya Bryzgalov: Ok Ovi, I will now explain big humangous universe to you okay?
Alex Ovechkin: Hahahahahahaha ice!
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Anonymous asked: your klonnie fanfic was great, please write more!
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Fic: Like the sacrificial little lamb that you are...
(aka: The Klonnie Smut Fic)
Summary: They are good and truly stuck - and their only solution is something that Bonnie is not willing to consider (however, Klaus is not willing to spend eternity in a godforsaken hole in the ground).
Author’s Note: So here it is - the smut bunny that planted itself in my brain a week or so ago. There is smut - but also more plot than I thought. This...
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Anonymous asked: I wish you would post more, I like you on my dash
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That awkward moment when you write a Klonnie smut...
(Yep, done. Just needs to be edited. Oh and a title would be nice. Should be out sooner rather than later)
December 2011
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A Klonnie snippet:
“Klaus,” she warns.
He ignores it, looking down at her through hooded eyes. When he speaks, his voice is low and she hates herself for the way it twists inside of her. “I have centuries of experience, Bonnie.” His meaning is clear and she swallows as her eyes widen a little. “I am not about fall on top of you and rut you like some teenage boy. Think of what I could do to you. “
She would...
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